Elon Musk's Flamethrower Might Save Us From A Zombie Apocalypse

OuterPlacesPublished: January 30, 201823 plays$0.08 earned
Published: January 30, 2018

Elon Musk's Boring Company is selling the Tesla of flamethrowers. This company is anything but boring. The SpaceX and Tesla CEO says they’ve sold 15,000 flamethrowers since pre-orders started on the company’s website three days ago. All to help us prepare for a ‘zombie apocalypse’ or ‘liven up any party’!

Elon Musk wrote ‘When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hoarders of the undead or your money back!’ and ‘The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to live up any party’.

At $500 a piece, the company’s raked in at least $7.5 million and at least $90,000 on ‘overpriced’ fire extinguishers. Before making the move to flamethrowers, the company started with selling $20 hats to help build underground tunnels and stop ‘soul-destroying traffic’ in California.

However, not everyone is thrilled with the flamethrowers. California assemblyman tweeted this ‘If this is real, I am outraged and you should be too. If this is a joke, then this is terribly insensitive one given we are coming off of the worst wildfire season in history. Either way: NOT FUNNY, NOT GONNA HAPPEN’!

Elon ‘Zombie Defender’ Musk has yet to respond to the concerns regarding this issue!
In addition, Elon Musk revealed the first teaser image of the new SpaceX space suit. The white and black streamlined suit is our first official peak at the suits that will be worn by astronauts who will be going to the ISS. Is SpaceX and Elon Musk planning to send a car to Mars?

Reports are stating Musk is considering sending a Tesla Roadster to the Red planet aboard a Falcon Heavy on its maiden flight. Some are accusing Musk of spreading fake news about the matter.

What are your thoughts about Elon Musk and his company? Let us know in the comments below!

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