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Minecraft Sex Offender Shuffle (SMP)
("The Minecraft Rule Offender Shuffle") is a funny spoof of the 2009 internet classic (S"X Offender Shuffle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48) This video was made by Packey with the help of many Globle SMP members, A huge thanks to everyone who helped. We hope you enjoy.
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