Nikki Haley Addresses Slavery Question in SNL Guest Appearance: ‘I Probably Should’ve Said that the First Time’

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Thompson: “Okay, our next question comes from someone who describes herself as a concerned South Carolina voter.”
Haley: “Yes. Hello.
(Cheering and Applause)
My question is, why don’t you debate Nikki Haley?”
SNL Trump: “oh my God, it’s her, the woman who was in charge of security on January 6th. It’s Nancy Pelosi!”
Thompson: “For the 100th time, that’s not Nancy Pelosi. That is Nikki Haley.”
Haley: “Are you doing okay, Donald? You might need a mental competency test.”
SNL Trump: “You know what? I did. I took the test and I aced it, okay? Perfect score. They said I’m 100 percent mental. And I’m competent because I’m a man. That’s why a woman should never run our economy. Women are terrible with money. In fact, a woman I know recently asked me for $83.3 million.
Haley: “And you spent $50 million in your own legal fees. Do you need to borrow some money?”
SNL Trump: “Oh, Nikki! Don’t do this, Nikki! Nikki-Kikki-Gabby, Nikki Don’t Lose That Number, Nikki Haley, Joel Osment, Nikki Haley Joel Osment we call her. ‘Sixth Sense,’ remember that one? ‘I see dead people.’”
Haley: “Yeah, that’s what voters will say if they see you and Joe on the ballot.”
SNL Trump: “That’s not very nice, Nikki. It’s not nice. And I’m always very nice to you, except when I’m implying you weren’t born in this country. Even though you’re from South Carolina and now I’m gonna beat you in your state.”
Haley: “And did you win your home state in the last election?”
Trump: “I won Staten Island! And the parts of Long Island, where the fist fights happen, where they get out of the cars if you honk at them. I love my world star whites.”
Thompson: “All right, well, that is a new one on me. Okay, we have time for one more question, and it’s actually for Ambassador Haley.”
(Cheering and Applause)
EDEBIRI: “I was just curious, what would you say was the main cause of the Civil War, and do you think it starts with an ‘s’ and ends with a ‘lavery?’”
Haley: “Yep, I probably should have said that the first time. And live from New York, it’s ‘Saturday Night!’”

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