Phalatia - A Freedom Otter Parody Commercial

Someone I follow on X coined a phrase I though sounded like a medical problem you would see a big pharma ad on TV for. He Called it Obsessive Dick Disorder, based on the way anti-gun people always try and use the insult of having a gun is for compensating for a small penis. It's gotten to the point, where it's become cliche for them to say it, much like other "slurs" and "gotchas" they constantly use, has basically lost all meaning. So, I decided to make this radio commercial, just because it's so cringe, it deserved it. So, this one is dedicated to Carl and his amazing gun collection!

Heads up! You may hear this in a future episode of The Freedom Otter Show.