Fuck Her Gently - by Tenacious D; animated by Spümc0

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas…listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometime you got to say, hey

I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?" That's fucking teamwork

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard!
Hard