Pineapple on Pizza is Falsetto (And so is Elphelt)

Is Pizza Hawaii Falsetto?

Till the 18th Century, the Church would cut the Balls off young Boys, which caused a Lack of the Children's necessary Hormones, so that they could never develop their natural mature Voice besides other Male Adult Features,

(In Order to enjoy their High Voice)

(In Order to take Pleasure in their Falsetto Singing.)

all In Order for the Masses, to dwell in the Pleasure of their Falsetto Singing.

(In Order to pleasure themself in their Falsetto Singing.)

So Tortura aside, what exactly is Falsetto?

[Falsetto:
Derived from the Italian word "falso", which means “false”.
Adopted into the English language to describe a singing Voice that is artificially high—hence, "false"—as opposed to the Singer's natural, or "true," Voice.
Typically used by Male Singers to achieve Notes that are higher than their normal Range while also harboring an exotic Timbre.]

There is an interesting Reason, why we love the Falsetto,
which lies in the Contrast to the Natural Male Voice it delivers.
Unlike Women who possess a natural High Voice, when it comes to Men,
the Falsetto sounds markedly different from their regular Chest Voice.
This Contrast reveals to be striking and intriguing, as the Male Falsetto Voice is much lighter and higher in Pitch than what is typically expected from a Man.

I find the Idea, that we enjoy something due to an added surprising Element, to be very interesting.

The suffix "-etto" in Falsetto, comes from a Diminutive in Italian,
which often implies a smaller or lesser Form.
So, "falsetto" essentially means "little false" or “lesser false”

Therefore, this "Falsetto Effect" could also be described as an introduces Accent or Aspect that may be:

Surprising
Unnatural
Exotic or
Wrong Even

But, it is always strangely pleasant exactly because of that contradictory Element.

I don’t know about you, but I love the “Falsetto'' of Elphelt's Metal Scream.

*Insert Elpelt Metal Scream

My Love for that Metal Scream is equivalent to my Love for Tomboy Women.

It's not very Common for Women to do the Heavy Metal Scream,
but that is exactly what makes it so unique and beautiful.

To me, this is Falsetto.

Just in the same Way as the sweet and juicy Accent of Pineapple on Pizza is Falsetto aswell.

Or Pommes with Chocolate Sauce.

Or Chicks with Ducks.

*Insert Ted 2 Meme

I mean, some People like it.
I heard.

Heck, if we travel a few Decades back in Time, the Ice in Ice Tea would have been considered Falsetto aswell.

I mean imagine you’re used to brewing Tea hot all the Time for Years and Years and then some Guy just starts pouring cold Water on expensive Tea Leaves and calls it Cold Brew.

If you had the same Dignity for Tea as the Italians have for unbroken Spaghetti,
you’d probably beat that Guy’s Ace up for that Sheet.

You in the Present Day though, wouldn’t arrive to the Idea that the Ice Tea is Falsetto,
because the Ice Tea is a Concept that has already long been established and therefore couldn’t evoke the Falsetto Effect to someone who is already familiar with it.

So an additional Requirement for the “Falsetto Effect”, aside from the Result being acceptable, would be Innovation at its Present Time.

In Conclusion.

There is Nothing Wrong with being a Little Bit Wrong. ;)

Such is my Interpretation of Falsetto.

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