Lorax Beef

3 months ago
41
Entertainment Comedy

I know my voice is off, and I'm sorry. I've been a little stuffy since I opened an envelope containing a small amount of white powder. I think that powder may have been anthrax. I can't imagine who would ever want to mail anthrax to me. Could it be a woodland spokesman whose name rhymes with anthrax? Absolutely. I think the Lorax sent me anthrax. Fortunately, I have a strong immune system that has not been compromised by the clot shot. I'm on the mend.

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