Snowflakes - A Tom Jones Parody Of 'Delilah'

As the Six Nations is once again looming large on the horizon, here's a parody what I wrote last year in response to the militant vagina committee who were (and still are) angry that Tom's classic 'Delilah' is being sung at Wales' home matches in Cardiff.

Basically, it's a song, it's words and it is based upon the Biblical song of Samson and Delilah - to suggest that it in anyway refers to a violent man beating his partner is absolutely absurd and is insulting to real victims of domestic abuse whatever their gender.

Sir Jom Tones (of No Talent Agency... basically me) parodies the classic, the new lyrics are given below.

'Oh ladies... throw your knickers at me... no, not you Foodie Beauty!'

No Surgical Stockings either!