"The Theory of Two Axxholes" (Music Video) by Chuck Cassidy (explicit lyrics)

I have a theory that nothing bad happens unless there are at least two a$$holes in a situation. One, by himself, can do little or no harm around a group of regular folks, but when there are two*...boom! This is a song about it. Sorry, it's not about ex-girlfriends, or that I'm sad or anything, it's just lyrics about the world--rare these days, I know.

*When you collect 50,000 or more a$$holes and form a group, you have what's called a "political party."