TheDimNews LIVE: Secret Jewish NYC Tunnel

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thrasybulus Something tells me the condition of those tunnels did not meet the cleanliness standards of the Torah/Old Testament.
thrasybulus Seriously, ever read those rules? Lots of things require handwashing.

JQuickDraw Supporter Danny Polishchuk had a great video on the tunnels.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator That cannot be his real name.

RonGreen1 You can still get a Polishchuk and a drink for $1.49 at Costco.😂
thrasybulus Went live during credits this time.
thrasybulus Geese don't need shelter, they go south.

RonGreen1 So Alex, how is the weather in Arizona?
thrasybulus Trivia Q: What is the only degree that means the same temp in Celsius and Fahrenheit?

JQuickDraw Supporter Danny Polishchuk works with Ryan Long I think. Awesome duo.
thrasybulus Free goat meat.
thrasybulus It delivers itself.
thrasybulus Mink? You making coats for gangsters molls?

JQuickDraw Supporter Your description of the escape is kinda like a buttplug finally getting in there. Or so I've heard. 🤷 ♀️

RonGreen1 If you shop at Tractor Supply, you may be a redneck.😂
thrasybulus A pickup truck at Tractor Supply? Clearly a made up story...
thrasybulus Screw up your baking? Change one variable at a time and one only until you fix it.

JQuickDraw Supporter Baking is not fun like cooking. Baking is a science, and you have to experiment and take notes, until you get it to work. Then guard the recipe with your life.
thrasybulus 55, that's AZ freezing.
thrasybulus -40 degrees is where it meets.

RonGreen1 Beverly got some new mink earmuffs for Christmas.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think one of the northern European countries (Denmark?) slaughtered its entire mink population during the lockdowns because the mink were carriers of covid.
thrasybulus My buddy Alcman's dad grew up in AZ and the story about everyone wearing their jackets in the 70 degree winter weather looking disbelievingly at the tourists swimming in the hotel pools is funny.
thrasybulus Kill 'em all, let Fauci sort them out.

RonGreen1 Zombie Minks should be a rock band.
thrasybulus Properly digging a mass grave is harder than it appears apparently.
thrasybulus Can't spell Rogue properly? Should have spent more time learning your X-Men.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol
thrasybulus French didn't conquer the English. It was Vikings that the French gave control of Normandy to keep the other Vikings away.

JQuickDraw Supporter There was a tweet by a dude who was like "I Was right! I'm not crazy!" He had tweeted previously that he heard Yiddish voices under his floor and people mocked him.
thrasybulus It's why the are Normans or Northmen.
thrasybulus Some good tunnel analysis https://rumble.com/v463zdk-big-dig-energy-277-tunnels-end.html

RonGreen1 Mexicans dig the best tunnels.
thrasybulus Accidental bold f.
thrasybulus @RonGreen1 North Koreans tunnels. Check 'em out.

JQuickDraw Supporter The font they used may not have formal ligatures, so f's and other letters might not look consistent or right when followed by certain letters.

RonGreen1 Now I want to watch The Great Escape.

JQuickDraw Supporter "They are here"
thrasybulus Only one f in bold.

JQuickDraw Supporter Those kind of font issues sometimes mean that the person is either using a knock-off font or not a full (purchased) version of a quality font.
thrasybulus That's a HS paper red mark. Let alone an alumni newsletter.

JQuickDraw Supporter "..and the pussy finally nutted up and popped the question. It was about time."
Kubuddy John p nutted worthy
thrasybulus The @BigDigEnergy credits have started. Night @TheDimOne & @AlexNeedsToStopStealingTheBoss'sCoffee.

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex, please be careful. That cup is like an abandoned mine. You could get lost forever.

JQuickDraw Supporter But that's the point. We print money endlessly to allow us to maintain and expand the empire. There's always a new problem or boogeyman to fight, especially when we are so dependent on other countries

JQuickDraw Supporter Blocking this shipping lane may hurt us, but nowhere near the pain we will feel if all the money we've printed comes back home. We're skating close to real hyperinflation with the rise of BRICS.

RonGreen1 All is well. - Joe Biden

RonGreen1 Need help? Call 1-800-WE-CARE

JQuickDraw Supporter One of the substitute hosts for Jimmy Dore called Biden a "confused mummy." It's one of my new favorites.

JQuickDraw Supporter "breaking board game rules" lol - translation: "Let me do whatever I want so I can always win but pretend I tried."

JQuickDraw Supporter This has to be parody.

RonGreen1 Does somebody have a problem with green?

JQuickDraw Supporter iPhone - just buy an adapter to use your headphones.

JQuickDraw Supporter I like to flash custom ROMs on my Android phones. I am stuck in my selfish autistic ways.
OakPoke Supporter Only the most Jewish tunnels
OakPoke Supporter Good evening
OakPoke Supporter I was late so just catching up like you guys

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah she reads through long documents on her streams, live research and such. Her streams can last a while.
OakPoke Supporter Apparently L is getting married? she got a proposal donation, and Laura loomer to Tim pool

jbsx wait, you still have your shirt on

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Made you look!

jbsx luv you

JQuickDraw Supporter Whenever I hear the argument "Someone's life is not worth your property." I'm like, "Yeah, they shouldn't have tried to take my property. Too sad for them."

jbsx 👋

RonGreen1 Try to steal Beverly's goose, and your goose will be cooked.

JQuickDraw Supporter Because the combine feminism, marxism, and communism in their heads. It's all one thing, and opposed to the evil cis-white-partriarchy. If we could only be a matriarchy, world peace for everyone!
OakPoke Supporter my father especially hated to shop. my ma spent plenty of his and her money. pretty normal

St3vieJ I miss you guys and I used to watch on youtube, but rumble takes too much bandwidth for my terrible connection

St3vieJ I keep checking occasionally to see if it works

JQuickDraw Supporter These are the same people who will complain that women's products are more expensive than men's, even though many of those products are pretty much the same for both sexes.

RonGreen1 Isn't the pH balance different in men's and women's products?
OakPoke Supporter I do all the shopping. I buy burlap sacks and say here woman, just make clothes out of the sack.

JQuickDraw Supporter I wouldn't change my shaving products. I spent time assembling my Axis Powers shaving kit - quality German razor, super sharp Japanese blades, and a gaudy Italian shaving brush.
OakPoke Supporter Straight razor?
OakPoke Supporter safety?

JQuickDraw Supporter double edge safety razor. I flirted with getting a straight razor, but the double seemed like the best bang for the buck and timewise too. Just swap out the blades instead of sharpening them.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a Merkur, heavy duty steel.
OakPoke Supporter for sure. I've been thinking of getting a safety razor setup for awhile. straight edge takes a lot of time
OakPoke Supporter very cool

RonGreen1 Interesting. Now I'm going to try a pink razor to see if it's better than the blue ones.

JQuickDraw Supporter It was a close call. There are some beautiful handmade straight razors out there.
OakPoke Supporter I always figured I'd get a divorce or something German, straight edge wise... but
OakPoke Supporter I got a straight shavette with blades to try. it works but takes me two blades per shade n takes time
OakPoke Supporter Don't drive?

RonGreen1 Alex has a monster truck in the garage. Don't let her fool you.😂
OakPoke Supporter That's amazing. Cool not driving. So a friend not husband does shopping?
OakPoke Supporter fixed socks sewing. good work!!!
OakPoke Supporter Reql domestic women hours

RonGreen1 Help Alex out. Send your clothing donations to her Give Send Clothe.

jbsx lol
OakPoke Supporter KneesOverToes and others have good videos on Shoulder rehab and similar stuff like knees, YouTube
OakPoke Supporter RonGreen she will repair it all
OakPoke Supporter he destroyed his knee...and brought it back. you'll find interesting
OakPoke Supporter Kosher n Halal tend to be trash

MudderFetcher I'm fully against Judyism...she knows what she did

RonGreen1 If you hit a cow on an open range with your car, you have to pay the rancher the market value of the cow.
OakPoke Supporter I didn't care at all for culling old laying hens. they became too much like pets

RonGreen1 Open ranges are in western states, and the hiway runs through the range.

MudderFetcher There's a range just outside of Austin where they have so much land that there's an entire neighborhood on the ranch
OakPoke Supporter Mine were maybe 6 years old? hadn't laid in 2 years... leghorns love to fly 😃
OakPoke Supporter I'm 6'2", a brown Leghorn flew onto my shoulder n hung out for a min. I even took a picture
OakPoke Supporter lol nice on the fence. yeah
OakPoke Supporter He smokes butt.craxk

MudderFetcher Kraft brand duh
OakPoke Supporter Biden is the most outwardly rapey guy ever and the media pretend not to notice , and don't care

MudderFetcher seems a little old for Pedo Peter

RonGreen1 Women have have an internal creep radar. They know.

Guyinroom83 hi.. just escaped the jew tunnels

JQuickDraw Supporter Our vaunted Potato-in-Chief

Guyinroom83 i remember that episode. the creator (or co creator?) graham linehan is now a 'terf'

Guyinroom83 😒

Guyinroom83 well, got in trouble for being 'transphobic'
OakPoke Supporter Trans exclusionary radical frat bro

Guyinroom83 men can be terfs though can't they

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex is a cunning linguist.

JQuickDraw Supporter There are those depictions of sperm "attacking" the egg like planets surrounding a sun.

Guyinroom83 but then do twins have like multiple sperms in 1 egg n shit
OakPoke Supporter we love linux

Guyinroom83 discord just laid a bunch of people off

CorianaRae Reminds me of that one episode of rick and morty with the big sperm episode

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Guyinroom83 "After an episode of The IT Crowd was criticised as transphobic, Linehan became involved in anti-transgender activism" from the guys wiki

CorianaRae Definitely not me lurking

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Guyinroom83 i did see that rumble banned the dimside from posting links

Guyinroom83 'anti trans' activism is a really shitty dishonest label though

MudderFetcher "I'm from Iran."

Guyinroom83 i havent seen the show in so long, but its always sunny had a running trans gag also
OakPoke Supporter Always sunny tranny episode was funny. the first one yes the female still had a hot dog there

CorianaRae "I'm breaking up with you" "why?" "You didn't mentioned you had balls at birth"

Guyinroom83 Yeah the always sunny gag felt like it was so many years before trans took off

Guyinroom83 Lol
OakPoke Supporter yep
OakPoke Supporter yep

Guyinroom83 There was one show on Netflix called like, hidden city or something and it was just a man actor playing a trans woman
OakPoke Supporter Live streamer burger planet banged a tranny. said he could only insert 2 or 3 inches n thought something was up
OakPoke Supporter blaire white is still a man though. so gross.

Guyinroom83 (..secret city)
OakPoke Supporter Alex Jones would probably know about "blaire"

CorianaRae Every time yall say "Trans" muh mind go to ugly step sister from Shrek2

Guyinroom83 The angry trans do seem like they wanna force sex on people

Guyinroom83 Erl's penis - new discord name

JQuickDraw Supporter A new DimSide session - "If I had a penis..."
OakPoke Supporter lol

CorianaRae Followed with smash or pass

RonGreen1 Freud was right about girls.😂
OakPoke Supporter I suspect "Blaire" could still beat up MTG though.
OakPoke Supporter Amazing. didn't know

CorianaRae How bout Charlie ?
OakPoke Supporter Madison Grant.

Guyinroom83 You could finally earn the same wage and be privileged am I right

RonGreen1 I knew a lady that named her girls Autumn and Summer.

JQuickDraw Supporter There's a feminine product that looks like a little funnel that women can use to pee standing up like a man. You're welcome.
OakPoke Supporter Charles in charge
OakPoke Supporter Billie as a female is wiers. Jessie or jessee

JQuickDraw Supporter "My name is Stephanie, but my friends call me Frederick because it's so cute!"
OakPoke Supporter Alex not Alexandria?

RonGreen1 I knew a girl named Johnie.

MudderFetcher gotta cup that vag

Guyinroom83 Boy names for girls seems huge now
OakPoke Supporter Name your kid Lothrop. Pretty edgy name.

Guyinroom83 It's not all that amazing. It's just cool that I can pee outside easier than girls

CorianaRae I mean in Japan there's a game where you steer a car on the screen as you pee so a big plus for penis

Guyinroom83 ...and, can pee in bottles

Guyinroom83 Erl is totally fine with a Harvey Weinstein flash

JQuickDraw Supporter Well, maybe not Harvey. He had a misshapen egg dick.
OakPoke Supporter pee in a milk jug. "Way of the road, Bubs."

MudderFetcher I'm trying to perfect pooping standing up
OakPoke Supporter Pain medication oosh

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly: "I don't pee often." Me: "Umm, okay. Thank you. Duly noted."

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher Just wear a diaper. Problem solved.

Guyinroom83 Just let it come out Erl. The geese won't care

RonGreen1 Beverly practices economy of motion.

Guyinroom83 Epstein was the guy with the egg shaped penis

Guyinroom83 I guess, another ..stein

CorianaRae Pee wise , i don't like it when i found a comfortable spot sleeping and "frick i need to get up"

MudderFetcher Harvey had the fish shaped dick

JQuickDraw Supporter "Peewise" lol I don't care if that's not a word. It is now for me.
OakPoke Supporter pee ponics is a real thing... like hydroponics
OakPoke Supporter informative indeed!!

JQuickDraw Supporter I learned that women spray and men shoot straight when peeing. Tonight was a night of deep learning.
OakPoke Supporter you can make clean fertilizer from urine. needs to he closed off.to the air, and a lot of time

CorianaRae Ah yes pee wise , call me the peeoneer

Guyinroom83 It doesn't have sperm though.. right

Guyinroom83 Are women all just men??
OakPoke Supporter women ate my favorite guy
OakPoke Supporter are

JQuickDraw Supporter @Guyinroom83 lol I thought you had experienced some traumatizing gyno-cannibalism.

JQuickDraw Supporter DimSide is bussin' - no cap fr fr
OakPoke Supporter Hope you ladies have a good rest of the night 🌙 ...
OakPoke Supporter bet?

JQuickDraw Supporter no cap = not lying, telling you something straight

MudderFetcher "It's like semen but not sperm." sounds like an explanation given to a very soaked and surprised man

Guyinroom83 I think all gen z slang is just stolen black speak
OakPoke Supporter too many Gen z are "people who annoy me"

Guyinroom83 It's all so gay

Guyinroom83 Dead ass.
OakPoke Supporter word.to.your mother , vanillanice

RonGreen1 Gnite all 👋

JQuickDraw Supporter "Say hello to your mother for me." - Mark Walberg
OakPoke Supporter Goodnight Ron

CorianaRae Cya fellas
OakPoke Supporter good night everyone
OakPoke Supporter groovy, neato

JQuickDraw Supporter DimSide is on flekk

JQuickDraw Supporter fleek
OakPoke Supporter mlk fake holiday
OakPoke Supporter all crime show

JQuickDraw Supporter Remember to cheat on your spouse on Monday in honor of MLK.

MudderFetcher Next week is Black Vagina Facts

Guyinroom83 Lol

Guyinroom83 The black ones are more full of soul
OakPoke Supporter good night ladies and gentlemen

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