“Rehydration” Hydrocity Zone - Sonic 3 - PARODY song lyrics

I wonder if this installment of my infamous sonic parodies from the iconic hydrocity zone of sonic3 will spark controversy with anyone?

I think it goes without saying that these songs are parodies and (even though some of them were written by me when I was 8) they aren’t meant to be shared with anyone who IS 8.

I wrote this song when I was about 18 anyway
Sorry, Karens, you can go off- but that’s the legal drinking age in the UK-

And also if your somehow getting far and JUST NOW getting offended, then you really don’t know what the songs are about and weren’t here when 7 year old Gaz was waxing about Jews in slavery being buried alive in the pyramids of Giza.
Seriously.
These are PARODIES and crazy shit a kid like me came up with swear words and god knows what in- you should KNOW what I’m about.

Also sorry it’s been a few days, I’ve been back at work and was getting g over some stuff and have been feeling drained of energy to put these together-

Also it’s really hard to remember these lyrics from 30 years ago, or from 20 years ago but you were inebriated heavily cos you partied WAY too hard:

Point is- drinking too much isn’t fun in the long term. And that’s about all I’m gonna say for now.