Fani Willis SHTOOPGATE Scandal Threatens to Destroy Georgia Trump Trial

The political world has been shaken by the breaking Fani Willis Shtoopgate scandal in Fulton County, Georgia that threatens to DESTROY the Donald Trump trial there. Yes, it involves sordid corruption! Yes, it involves sleazy politics! However, above it all is the beautiful eternal love between Fani Willis and Boy Toy Nathan Wade which shall endure long after we have forgotten not only about the lawfare prosecutions against Trump but also about the 2024 election as well.

All it took for Nathan was just one whiff of his beloved Fani (and her public funds cash) for him to embark on the great love affair of the ages. A romance so moving that it is rumored that Lin-Manuel Miranda will be producing a play about it featuring an all-white cast in a reversal of "Hamilton." Free tickets for the premiere provided by the taxpayers of Georgia.