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Introducing "You Secretly Hate Me. I Openly Don't Care. The Podcast!" #yshmiodc - the non "big cheese" alternative that's here to make you question your life choices. Hosted by the one and only Jeffrey T. Schoettlin, that’s me… #jeffreyschoettlin or as I like to call myself, Commodore Dunbrook (because why not add a touch of unnecessary grandeur?).

This podcast is the perfect remedy for those tired of the mainstream, cookie-cutter shows that pretend to care about your feelings. I, Jeffy Jeff, with my charming lack of empathy, openly declare that I couldn't care less about your secret hatred towards me. It's like a breath of fresh air, if that air was filled with sarcasm and indifference.

But don't worry, this podcast isn't just about Jeffy Jeff's ego. Oh no, it's also about my alternative views on life, society, and everything in between. Get ready for mind-boggling rants, questionable advice, and a healthy dose of cynicism that will make you question why you're even listening in the first place.

So, if you're tired of the mainstream, if you're tired of hosts who pretend to care, and if you're tired of feeling like the "big cheese" is always watching, then "You Secretly Hate Me. I Openly Don't Care. The Podcast!" is the perfect escape. Just don't expect any warm and fuzzy feelings here, because Jeffy Jeff is too busy not caring to provide them. #podcast #savage #deepthoughts #originalcontent #debate #trendingtopics #nocensorship #nowokestuff