ANOTHER MONSTER: Don't interrupt the adults at dinner

WHILE I WAS MAKING THIS,
I WAS IN COMMUINCATION WITH THE LEADER OF THE
CANADIAN NATIONALIST PARTY, THE CNP,
https://twitter.com/NationalistC

YANDEX BY THE WAY YIELDS THE TWITTER SEARCH QUERY
google is your friend, what you need is articles from the verge not your search query nazi!
I FORGET HIS DAMN NAME,
HE WAS ALWAYS HAVING DINNER WITH FAMILY
WHENEVER IT WAS TIME TO TALK
FINALLY I WAS BASICALLY ON MY WAY TO MY MISSION
HE KICKED ME OUT OF THE PARTY FOR BEING TO EXTREME FOR THE CNP
BASICALLY CANADIAN NAZI PARTY LYING THEY'RE NATIONLISTS
HE WAS ABOUT TO KICK ME OUT FOR BEING TOO EXTREME
I WANTED TO BAN PORN AND VICE
KILL ANYONE WHO READS DEGENERATE BOOKS AND ARTWORK
BAN DIVORCE
ETC, ETC.....
DEATH PENALTY FOR READING HEY RUBE, ONCE, EVER.
THINGS LIKE THAT......
SO HE WAS ABOUT TO KICK ME OUT
I WAS ABOUT TO GO ON MY MISSION
HE CALLED ME, I LET IT RING AND IGNORED HIM,
I SENT HIM A MESSAGE
I TOLD HIM
WE GOT TIRED
WE'RE TIRED
WE'RE TIRED OF LYING

AND I WENT OFF TO MY ATTACK ON TIM HORTONS
WHERE I WAS PLANNING TO KILL ABOUT 9 PEOPLE,
WHEN THAT FAILED I RAINED DOWN HELL FROM THE SKY
ON THAT LITTLE OLD WOMAN, THROWING A BOTTLE OF BAILEYS
AT HER FUCKING HEAD. TRIED TO GET A FEW MORE. THREW KNIFE AT A DOG.
HAMMER MARKS ALL OVER HIS DOOR. TRYING TO GET IN TO KILL HIM AND ANYONE ELSE THERE.

I JUST LOOKED AT THAT DUMB LYING POLITICAL POL BOSS SHITHEAD
AND I JUST
HE LOOKED 1000 MILES AWAY FROM WHERE I WAS THAT DAY
NOW IT LOOKS MORE LIKE
SOMETHING I MIGHT TRY
AFTER A WHILE
I NEED PAPER, INK, A LAMINATION MACHINE
I WANT THOSE SIGNS GOING UP
I WANT MY SIGNS ALL OVER THIS CITY.

THE DAY I WALKED AWAY FROM THIS WORLD
WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

IT WASN'T A VERY GOOD LIFE
BUT THAT'S WHAT I GENUINELY FEEL
THE DAY I STOPPED CARING
AND JUST DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO MY WHOLE LIFE
WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
AND WHAT IS MY REWARD?
A MONTH IN COED JOKE,
AND BOOM INTO A GREAT FAMILY HOME,
LOTS OF COOL PEOPLE HERE WHO LOVE ME
AND TREAT ME KINDLY, AND THEY'RE GOOD TO ME,
AND THEY TREAT ME LIKE FAMILY.....

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOIN BOY......

IT IS

YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR LIFE
NO YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE, MAN.............

ANYWAY
DISCLAIMER: please note, i did not write this story,
there are certain segments that are atrociously racist against asians,
so don't blame me, I only innovated a few of them, blame @naoki_urasawa,
it's his racist attitudes against asians that are at issue not mine, look what you
wrote naoki, you hate you so much.... you write me too well! it embarrasses me!