Battle of Little Climate Change? A UK woke monster

A UK woke monster, NGO, quango, social club thing from the black lagoon – The National Trust – has jumped on the climate bus to claim that all their cosy little retro house and garden day-out centres are in danger from climate change. Mr Darcy, Peter Rabbit, The Famous Five could all be swept out of their natural habitats by a rising tide of rain-showers, sunny days and insufficient imports of Romanian gardeners. We could laugh, but the government, media, business, charities, showbiz types and anyone hireable by the hour are also on the bus so we must take it seriously.