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Trance ILLkins Silent Night on 339
(Verse 1)
Yo, it's Christmas Eve, and I'm stuck in a twist,
Bedbugs at my toes, rats playing in the mist,
Eight years of silence from the man in red,
Internet naughty, callin' out instead.
No baths, no showers, just a messy scene,
Reindeers or rats? It's a wild dream,
In the wall, the sound's not so merry,
Santa skips my spot, it's kinda scary.
(Chorus)
Santa, why you passin' by, eight years gone?
Attic goblin life, internet pawn,
Stockings with holes, dirty and torn,
Hated online, feeling forlorn.
(Verse 2)
Threats on the web, yeah, that's my game,
Attic goblin life, it's a brand new name,
Family stressed, can't figure it out,
Making their lives hell, I gotta reroute.
Looking out the window, Santa's sleigh in the sky,
Flies right by, no wave, no "hi,"
Is it 'cause I'm the most hated online?
Or an attic goblin, no love to find?
(Chorus)
Santa, why you passin' by, eight years gone?
Attic goblin life, internet pawn,
Stockings with holes, dirty and torn,
Hated online, feeling forlorn
(Verse 3)
Sally's checking on the turkey, with a heavy heart,
In this house of shadows, where we play our part,
Ed's in a coma, a silent night,
Christmas at 339, not feeling right.
Attic goblin vibes, echoes in the air,
Santa, oh Santa, it's just not fair,
Hated by the world, in this lonely room,
Ed's in a coma, in a silent gloom.
(Chorus) Santa, why you passin' by, eight years gone? Attic goblin life, internet pawn, Stockings with holes, dirty and torn, Hated online, feeling forlorn.
Sally Turkey scene from @PiperPolliwog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXKc64Burw
Love your work @PiperPolliwog, I had to include it in the song.
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