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ANOTHER FROM THE
MY BABY IS BEING CONCIEVED IN THIS ROUGH TIME ESTIMATED PERIOD
I MADE A LOT OF SONGS ABOUT STUFF THEN
I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOD A LOT
I WAS WRITING A BIBLE TO MY SON
A GIFT TO HIM
MY WIFE KEPT YELLING AT ME TO STOP WRITING IT
AND READ SOME OTHER MORON'S BOOK ABOUT PREGNANCY
THE BOOK WAS HORRIBLE
IT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE GUY CHEATING WITH YOUR WIFE
I WISHED SHE WOULD JUST SHUTUP ABOUT IT
BUT SHE YELLED AT ME AGAIN AND AGAIN TO READ IT
AND PUNISHED ME EVERY TIME I TRIED TO WRITE THAT BOOK FOR MY SON
EVENTUALLY I THREW THE BOOK IN THE GARBAGE.
FOR THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO READ THE BOOK I WROTE MY SON,
THE BEST VERSION IS PROBABLY, HIKARI NO UTA:
HEY MUE JIE????
YOU AWAKE AND GROWN UP ENOUGH TO BE LOOKIN UP YOUR DAD'S OLD VIDEOS??????
READ THIS BOOK
PAGE 1 WAS WRITTEN WHEN YOU WERE CONCIEVED
THE SECOND BOOK,
WAS WRITTEN,
AS MOM WAS GETTING RID OF THE GARBAGE MAN WHO MADE YOU,
TO TEACH YOU AN IMPORTANT LESSON
ABOUT BEING AFRAID I GUESS.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT WORTHLESS MUE JIE.
I HOPE YOU GROW UP TO GET A BETTER WOMAN THAN I DID.
ONE WHO WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU.
MY GOAL WAS TO TEACH YOU TO GROW UP TO RESPECT YOURSELF MORE THAN I DID, SO YOU WOULD ACTUALLY TRY TO AVOID BAD SITUATIONS LIKE I HAD, AND HOPEFULLY FIND A GIRL WHO YOU REALLY LIKE, INSTEAD OF SETTLING FOR A GIRL, WHO GROWS INCREASINGLY ABUSIVE AND STEALS YOUR CHILD. I'D LIKE TO SAVE YOU FROM THAT, BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY BE RAISED TO BELIEVE THE OPPOSITE......
AND YOU'LL BE 3 DAYS FROM MARRYING YOUR MOM
BEFORE YOU EVEN NOTICE
OH SHIT,
DAD WAS RIGHT.
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