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My Men started COVID 19,
My Wife Jialin was Patient Zero in Canada,
She arrived in November 2019,
We planned it on Election Day 2016,
When I was watching A Let's Play of Plague Inc Evolved,
The Game about a Virus Starting in Wuhan China,
That takes over the world,
And Kills Everyone.
Watching all that red taking over the map reminded me of TRUMP's
Electoral Map VS Hillary.
I doubt he'll get his dream opponent like that again.
Must have planned that for a decade.
Waiting,
plotting,
Waiting to strike Hillary's Moment to Strike!
It worked!
Anyway I told my men this,
"They've been wearing those stupid masks in China since the 1990's,
If we pull this off,
Nobody will even think it was anyone else but them,
Start it in China,
America will instantly Blame China,
China will blame AMERICA, hilariously,
And everyone else will just SUSPECT CHINA,
They'll never know it was videogame related!!!!"
They mostly agreed with my reasoning,
and we went forward with the attack,
It went off mostly as planned,
Without a hitch,
Except Patient Zero wandered off with my baby,
Wasn't really much I could do about that......
It was a good first flag attack,
Reminded me of 911 when I was a kid in highschool.
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