cats dominate, dogs submit (it's in their nature)

cats, much like "crazy" people know no time
cats don't need you, they come to you cos they wanna
it means more if a cat likes you
what chu see is what chu get w/ a feline
"crazy cat ladeh" is not a pejorative for ag
women are bad enough, it's worse w/ a man that also wants to fuck you
cats are ideal pets cos they're affectionate AND low-maintenance
a dog will "love" anything cos it's submissive
not all dog people are this way
service dogs n horses apparently
i can't imagine dogs being happy w/ their owners
they don't love you, they pretend for food
paisley doesn't have to fake it, but she does most certainly pout
paisley does actually like me, she don't love me tho
it's almost time, yawl
the new year never meant anything to me
it's always sheep that make a big fuss about certain days of the year
it's totally a western civ thing
holidays are for mass consumers
not one of those nazis
my house is a total mess, are you really surprised
did yawl see that moldy ass bread
hopefully we won't throw anything away in all of 2024
we will have no choice but to have to conserve things