we were a little late to the light show, but we're always late to everything

so i said i was gonna do this only i'm not on LSD
there's usually a cop over there but not tonight which is weird cos it's new years eve
i got xmas lights all over my house
let's praise Jesus more in 2024, so true!
why does this person behind me have to fuck up this glorious idea of mine
we shoulda done this during xmas time, oh well
this one final attempt at the end of this year that i barely remember (not due to being inebriated, mind you)
this music in the background is perfect
blow up snoopy in a box?
gays ruined the rainbow but let's pretend that they didn't just for xmas
i need to make friends w/ those people just so i can hang out in that little fairytale world
we just went down one street n it was such a disappointment haha
no point in having xmas lights if i don't put em up specifically for xmas
let's travel around n see what we can find
simple shit right there
it's so nice seeing the xmas tree in the window
there's that ugly ass house w/ 5g repellent paint
...and in the back there's a satellite dish, explain that
totally uneventful but at least we made the attempt
it was the year 2020 that we did this n ended up getting stuck in a ditch, i dunno if yawl remember that shit
we always think that it's gonna be the last year haha
here we are again yawl
it's only a matter of time but then again wtf is time anyway
at least i'm still flip phone savvy
i would rather converse w/ inanimate objects since real people are kinda obsolete these days
my kids: plastic dinosaur + glass turtle
"real people" will disagree, good thing they don't have to live my life