Phone Interview 2/24/2016 Sergeant Aaron Garrido

I, Chad Clawitter, am being held hostage under duress as a political prisoner. I have therefore designated famous singer Sabrina Carpenter the role of "Next Friend" (as is my right in common law) to sue all my captors/opponents (& she is to receive 50% commission for whatever she sues them for or settles outside of court for).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_friend#:~:text=Consequently%2C%20every%20application%20to%20the%20court%20on%20behalf,friend%20%28prochein%20ami%2C%20prochein%20amy%2C%20or%20proximus%20amicus%29.
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