Kegger at my place

I'm just kidding no keg at my house. but if I were a teenager you damn right I jump all over that s***! parents are way for two days surely I can pull off a party within 24 and clean up the mess they would never know anything happened! oh but as an adult now oh we'll know we will smell him in that bed that wasn't yours that you decided to lose your virginity in. nor will the slight blood stains come out of my not so white sheets. no matter how I tried younger we could never pull it off without somebody finding out that you didn't want knowing that you were having a kegger. damn neighbors mind your business! it's a party you're not invited don't be jealous you shut your pie hole! now I'm an adult I keep my friends limited to one hand and I wouldn't want them at my house for a kegger anyway cuz I don't drink beer. I like my black velvet whiskey which is Canadian with my Pepsi on ice. I like to nurse it all through the day and just chill. not get all f***** up but chill. maybe a light buzz. I could drink I should every day and I will not wake up over the hangover cuz I don't drink that much of it.
not many people know that