Women CHOOSE tree over BOYFRIEND?

I’m head over heels in love with an oak tree

If you fall for a tree in the woods, does it make a sound?

A self-proclaimed “ecos*xual” took nature loving to the extreme after becoming infatuated with an oak tree — which she says fills her with “er*tic energy.”

“There was an er*ticism with something so big and so old holding my back,” Sonja Semyonova, 45, told SWNS of her forest fetish.

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