Feliz Navidad Revisited

Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

Police stop my car
Police stop my car
The police made me stop
Walk a straight line and blow a balloon up

[Chorus 2]
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car

[Chorus 3]
Police roadablock
Police roadablock
Police roadablock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

Police roadablock
Police roadablock
Police roadablock
I can smell the donuts as they smell my breath

They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts

[Chorus 4]
Police lock me up
Police lock me up
The police lock me up
'Cause when I blew, I blew a 2.1