i don't need help complicating my life, thanks but no thanks steve jobs

eating a bagel to quell my depression
i am fasting from dairy right now
mmmm that vortex cream cheese is so good
did yawl catch my 1984 reference
i hate the public too so i get it
i need to go to more concerts, it's a shame that i have been to so very few
i can't not talk w/ my mouth full, i'm sari vortex
i have the same problem w/ all the extra words haha
the holidays bring about many a sheep
christmas has way more to do w/ mass consumerism than anything else
i bought this bag for my friend ronnit
this jew ladeh was very good at her retail job cos she wanted to make that $
the longer you live in this world the more you realize that it's total shit
they're not willing to live an unconventional life
i can thank bill gates for my lap top
i love green stuff esp cilantro
eventually the new age weed won't even be green