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i'm not gonna kid myself cos i'm a comedian for a reason
i can't be anybody but myself
i understand the value of empathy for this very reason
it's the only escape that ain't really that great
i imagine what it's like to drive a suburu
...as if my appearance matters
i highly doubt that i could ever have all the stuff i have successfully done w/out...that's a really good fiona esque line
i couldn't secure any kinda conventional happiness
i'd fuck it up on purpose
the tv does it every time
i watched my family watch tv
i watch them really give a shit about their sporting event
when am i not in constant analysis mode
everything makes so very sad even happiness
the Kingdom does it for me, that's it
it's gotta be a curse, first
if you can understand your emotions you will no longer be crippled by em
(most of) the sheep are of the world, unfortunately
it's flickering now, my keyboard (the battery has been dying)
i can't believe that people dunno that they're dying
maybe not everyone has a soul cos they're just too warped by this world
the weaker will always fall for the bullshit
they wouldn't listen anyway
they'd be better off w/out all the dystopia
i also wonder how i've managed to stick this out
we have to create sumin better in which we thrive *that's what i'm tellin myself
that was a great way to end it
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