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The New Night Before Christmas
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Hey there, you little merry elves and twisted grinches, gather 'round 'cause this one's gonna be a wild ride! Imagine combining Christmas cheer with the nonsensical hilarity of the crybaby woke crowd.
In this uproarious video, I take you on a twisted journey through 'The Night Before Christmas' poem. Forget your picture-perfect Santa and his reindeer...I'm about to give you a woke version of this holiday classic.
So bring your eggnog and gather 'round the fireplace (or the nearest device with internet access), 'cause I'm about to shatter your cozy holiday illusions with a glorious comedy rant that is guaranteed not to offend you, make you wet the bed or give you PTSD.
Don't say I didn't warn you, you ho ho ho.
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