Dewashing Q-Anon

A romulan bird of prey is decloaking on our starboard bow captain! Its the Q-Anon captain! Start Riker maneuver 69 at once lieutenant! Sir our shields have been brought down to 60% by Illuminati disruptors, they just launched a baby eating reptilian quantum torpedoes sir! Its ok she can take it, transporter room! energize a mr.Hankey christmas poo on a photon torpedo and wait, wait, fire!! Sir mr.Hankey went through their modulated shields, their hailing us! The Q-Anon crew cannot take the smell anymore there surrendering....They've suffered enough already lieutenant prepare the transporters for the mentally wounded and make sure counsellor Troy is present.