Great Gift Strong Magnet!

What if, after trying everything, the only thing you needed to fend off an invading alien 👽 force was a strong 🧲 magnet? You know like, maybe you just rap 'em on the bean with it, and then the rest of them run away. They're like oh s**t! We didn't know they had strong magnets.....Ruuun!! I'm just sayin.....you might want it to have a good handle on it, and glow in the dark too.....just sayin....what do I know?
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