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Slurp... Slop... Smack
1 year ago
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Can you hear the way I eat these oats?
Can you hear the joy that shoots threw my mouth
Into my brain... registering sugar ping shouts its chemical signal and then
Doubts... about the nature of the flavor...
Even though I just savored... it
Creep in my mind... without regard to time and then before I know... it
I shove a spoonful into it... over again... soothing the loss...
of tasty oats due to natural cause... yes... but miss my oats flash coats... it
Still sits in my glass... coat it... with focus
focus and finish your
OVERNIGHT OATS
yeah... a poem about over night oats... never in your wildest... marmalade covered dreams...yes I did... I waited 36 years... nobody wrote it!!!
So I did.
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