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What if Godzilla... Was Nicolas Cage?
What if Nicolas Cage replaced Godzilla... for some reason? What on earth would possess someone to ask that question, let alone make a video of it?
I have no earthly notion of an idea why. Some sort of degenerative madness.
I do know that I saw the trailer for Dream Scenario and Godzilla Minus One, both of which looked very good. And saw a few overlapping moments that seemed like they would be funny to roll with. To quote Frank Reynolds, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left, I'm gonna get real weird with it.
I went to go see Dream Scenario, because.... well, I was feeling down to see the man, the meme, the legend that is Nicolas Cage. It's good! Worth seeing... it's a quality A24 film. It's a contemplation on fame, and how notoriety can become an altogether different entity from the person to whom it is attached. It's got a bit of Horror, a lot of Comedy, some Drama. A bit of Charlie Kaufman in the style of Being John Malkovich or Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, along with some... Inception?
Anyhow, here is Nick Cage as the big lizard. Why not?
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