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most have a chain all too easy to yank
just understand everything that is in your basket
this is the loudest sound on the keyboard
so many things i don't say on a regular basis
i say what i wanna say to myself
combat vets or those w/ complex ptsd typically really get me
PT SD i'm not where i'm told i am
becuz you can't see you assume i must be in a false reality
it's real to me baby
perception n perspective are so important
they don't study the human brain so's to keep everyone insane
yanking their chain cos most dunno that they have one
always been a crank, radicalizing myself
i meow cos it's silly n funny, that's it
i do not yet identify as a cat
maybe i should start tearing apart chairs n other upholstery
the bread man used to reer at me
they obviously hate children cos of how they react to my childlike tendencies
acknowledge my fake reality or else...
i got bored w/ that n had to play sumin
maybe that's why they make up all these stories about their existence trying to make themselves seem more interesting
they gotta make a thing outta that one part of them cos the rest of them ain't interesting in the slightest
identity is a form of possession
bah bah bah bah bah bah bah
those that talk about identity incessantly are full to the brim w/ insecurity
this is play mad, okay
they just don't understand comedy
most comics are typically very angry haha
at least we know why we're weirdos
the purpose of comedy is to make sense outta existence
artistic expression vs technological retardation
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