Absolute Dork Destroys $600k of Wine from Family Winery over Thanksgiving

*sarcastic clapping* Cool move, bro! Footage posted by Sparkman Cellers in Woodinville, Washington, shows a man dressed in what looks like a poncho and fedora entering the winery. Two valves of white wine were opened, dumping over 4,800 gallons of product worth an estimated $600k.