Freezing ma tits off so self-therapy time. P1

I know, the thumbnail fooked oop! So fook it.
Man it's Baltic here, my wee fingers and toesies are so numb I have to slip a digit at a time up ma farter to warm 'em up...mind you those chocolate finger biscuits have lost their taste these days.
What!! There's a bog-roll paper shortage and my keeper of the stool couldn't twag (play truant) off school so needs must.

Anyroad, back to reality. I chose a few subjects and stories to release my inner dopiness and frustrations so here is my take on their bullshit propaganda.
Insomnia has become my comfortable torturer.

Much L❤

Johnny❤