Vida Loca My Crazy Life

Loves of my life
I have only one god and Her name is Truth. Cheat on Her all the time, repent, repeat. Never was intimate with Storm Large, I don't think she even likes me. But the original video was composed as I was dying of cancer and cancer therapy and the chief motivation for me to survive were my tickets to see Storm perform. I promised I would go if it was in diapers on a wheelchair. Her photo was in my kitchen to inspire me to force feed. When the day arrived my date offered to drive and push the wheelchair which I did not need but decided my projectile vomiting from our front row balcony seats would just be gauche and gave my ticket to my date's son. I have survived to see Storm perform many times since. My deep love for her is spiritual and not carnal. Well, maybe a little carnal.