Guilty Dog Left A Clue As To Who Messed Up The Bed Sly Doggie

6 years ago
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Whenever a thief robs a bank, forensic science is never too far behind figuring out who did it. Typically, the thief will leave a clue, like a fingerprint, or a hair sample. They might even leave a calling card. In some cases, however, the thief gets away, they are never captured, and the cases never solved.

This is not one of those cases.

In our story, here, we have a bulldog mix named Rover who is being confronted by his owner. The owner is trying to solve the case of “Who messed up my bed?” At first, Rover keeps a calm demure attitude. He knows nothing of the sort. It just so happens that the bed was made a mess while his owner was out, and he was home all alone. It's only a mere coincidence.

Rover gives a loving smile and tilts his head like the adorable puppy he is, pining for a treat, and attention. That's when his owner flips the script, and progresses from good cop bad cop, pulling out her secret ace, and exposing rover for the “bad dog” he truly is.

“What’s this?” she says. “Is this your toy?” The owner holds up a green, soft, chewable toy and points it directly at Rover in a confrontational manner. By the time the camera pans back over to Rover, he has already turned away, attempting to escape. This is even more proof that dogs speak perfect English, and they just choose not to. Rover obviously knows that he is the one who disrupted the bedsheets. He watched his own or make them this morning, all the while, thinking to himself, “The moment you leave the house, I'm gonna take my favorite chew toy, come up here, and wreak havoc.”

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