Talking Gargoyle at Denver International Airport says “Welcome to the Illuminati Headquarters”

“Welcome to the Illuminati Headquarters, I mean, Denver International Airport!” the gargoyle exclaims, shocking travelers.

“You know, you can actually put the phone down and have a conversation with me,” the creature – which claims to be 243 years old – chides a “millennial” on their cell phone.

Reps for DEN returned Fox News’ request for comment on the origin and purpose of the gargoyle with the following statement:

“DEN is known for the conspiracies about our airport, and we wanted to find a playful way to embrace the conspiracies. We always strive to win the hearts of our passengers by giving them the unexpected,” a spokesperson said. “We hope the gargoyle gave them all a good belly laugh, and more reason to want to travel through DEN.”

No Worries – It’s all for Fun...wink, wink.