How'd i get crab lice (parody)
Music by The Beach Boys
Vocals & lyrics by Glen Gordon
How'd i get crab lice inside my blue jeans
could it be she found another man
and if he has crab lice inside his blue jeans
im gonna kick somebodys ass
all the scratchins - makin me upsetter
we should say goodnight - and scratch together
scatchin in mornin- when i wake up
its driving me insane - what can i do
maybe i should go down - to the drug store
wouldnt have to go - if not for you
those itchy times together- we'll been scratchin
just think all those eggs- will soon be hatchin
Oh how'd i get crab lice
Maybe if we itch and scratch - and pray alot- they'll go away
then there wouldnt be a single crab- -that we would - have to kill
oh we wont be happy - because we'd be married
oh how'd i get crab lice
You know it seems the more i - keep on scratchin
its gonna get worse - when those eggs are hatchin
i cant stand - the scratchin
oh how'd i get crab lice
eww fuck thats itchy
you fuckin bitchy
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