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Beware of Porch Pirates!

With the holidays fast approaching, it’s more important than ever you stay vigilant for these fucking thieves!

How big is the porch pirate problem? About 2 million packages are reported missing every day in the U.S. That’s about $25 million in retail losses on a daily basis.

The pandemic made things worse, resulting in a 161% increase in mail theft reports. A 2021 poll found that about 1 in 10 adults had a package stolen within the previous year.

That’s a lot of freaking packages, and a lot of destroyed Christmas dreams! Unfortunately, the problem is getting even worse.

What do you think? Should porch pirates be made to walk the plank? Should they be keel-hauled and then fed to the fishes?

Should they all be tossed in a deep, dark hole?

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