If I were president

I would start something like this….

Tom Trefts
Presidential Platform Stated Goals.

1.) Deport All Illegal Aliens - Doesn’t Matter Where They Go.
Random Country / Cheapest Flight

2.) Finish Building Southern Wall - Close Southern Border To Any / All Immigrants with shoot to kill authorization for trespassers. All foreign trespassers on US territory will be considered enemy combatants. No children allowed for any reason.

Object Lesson Catapults Complete With 24/7 Live Cam. Back into the river for first time offenders. Into a Cactus 🌵 Patch for all repeat offenders.

3.) Begin Building Multiple Layer Sections Of Military Patrolled Northern Fences, Outposts, Garrisons, Rotating Veterans Volunteer Militia - Fully Armed With Absolutely Whatever They Want With Authorization To Shoot To Kill .

4.) Day Glo Road Paint on all roadway concrete areas that stick out into traffic ( that can seem to be flat ) . Massive increase in overhead roadway lighting. Pass a law that all stores must have clean and open bathrooms during hours of operations.

5.) Create a 1040 EZ Form for Veterans to sign up for their disability payments with any note from any doctor as proof.
Fast track claims by using lie detector tests with Veterans Attorney of Choice and some VA wonk to handle it. 10 minute max time allowed.

6.) Put Ted Nugent in charge of Michigan.