SKYRIM--I'm Jarl Balgruf and im BALLIN

Not really tho.
Still havent figured out mogs, havent had the time to do it, but i want to get to it one of these days.

SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well.

If you're still reading, I have an important question for you: would you rather fight a giant spider or a giant scorpion? Do you think if dogs were the size of tigers they would be more aggressive/dangerous? If you were in an action movie, would you rather have Indiana Jones' whip or Wonderwoman's wrist bracers?
That was more than one question, but theyre all important i swear