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I ask him for his license, and he hands me a lettuce leaf. I mean come on!
1 year ago
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Hey there folks, Officer Johnson here. bringing you another wild ride from the front lines of law enforcement. So, get this – I pull over a guy for speeding, right?
Yeah, a tortoise! In a tiny car! I ask him for his license, and he hands me a lettuce leaf.
I mean come on! Who gave this guy a driver's license?
And get this – he says he's in a hurry to get to a slow and furious race. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!
I tell him, You're not breaking the speed limit; you're breaking the sound barrier!
Anyway, I let him off with a warning. Gotta keep the streets safe from speedy tortoises, right?
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