Deep in the heart of Texas with a pinch of wit!

While lost in the East Texas woods, one Texan frets, "I'm telling you, we're lost. Now what?" The other, ever the strategist, replies, “Relax, just shoot an extra deer and the game warden will show up in a minute and a half.” A Lone Star strategy for sure! And after such cunning plans, how about a bold Texan brew? Coffee, anyone?