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transformation testimonies on the internet...sooooo reliable *FUCK ALL THESE "PEOPLE"
let's rip on all these mfs
these people are so fuckin gay
does that american flag have super powers
you know those drugs that i've been on for fuckin ever...i was knee deep in a swamp of sin until i suddenly realized that i could capitalize on my lack of self-control
sorry i got distracted from this brilliant "joke"
all the stuff i believed up until yesterday was BULLSHIT
a true believer of things that i just now realized
the day i realized that curly fries were the superior fries
fuck matt graening for his take on arbys
who gives a fuck about the beef n cheddar not being real
fuck waffle fries. fuck shoestring fries. fuck crinkle fries.
*man, i forgot sweet potato fries, i wouldn't have said fuck sweet potato. but now that i think about it choosing between that n curly fries has made this "joke" more difficult, i will have to work on this
arbys or die mf
i can't do satire to save my life cos i make it all too obvious
the internet has proven that people are walking examples of satire or some kinda horror show comedy sketch
eat a curly fry n then try all the other ones (except sweet potato fries which i regret that i failed to mention)
this radical transformation experienced over night
that ever so reliable "light bulb"
ker ching ker ching always n forever
if you're humble at all, telling the whole world about your realization doesn't make too much sense
i waited 11yrs to do yt
i didn't have the life experience nor the confidence back then
everyone wants to live in zoomer land for reasons i don't understand, most of em aren't too happy so...
internet brain has warped everyone's concept of reality
i have to accept being some kinda hypocrite doing yt considering how i feel about the internet
this is very therapeutic for me
most people are doing yt cos they need attention or validation (same reason why many comics do stand up, unfortunately...ain't nobody got shit to say)
not gonna pretend i don't have contempt for them
if you enjoy my content plz go make some shit
that one gift will give birth to many more if you are consistent n keep the faith
don't binge watch my channel unless you're binge drinking as well
gotta overcompensate for ag's lack of liquor nowadays
this country is such an obvious shit show (always has been)
utilitarian i suppose
go do sumin positive for yourself NO PHONE
don't just watch other creators, YOU MAKE SUMIN
i can't be the only one changing people's minds
i hope to inspire, that's why i do this
plz don't wait for ag to take a dump
that's not what i'm about, i hate attention but esp sexual-esque attention, nothing makes me more nauseous
i take a shit cos i'm human not cos i wanna turn you on, sorry man
women still have assholes, crazy right
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