Bigfoot, Aliens, & Hot Pockets: Roadhouse Randy's UFO Story

Roadhouse Randy is just a regular guy who ate one too many hot pockets following a mysterious accident that involved his dog Chestnut who discovered his owner unconcious. Now he discusses a paranormal experience involving bigfoot.

Did Randy really have an extraterrestrial experience or are these the ramblings of a man who has had too many hot pockets?