It's Your Turn (The Anti-Christmas Anthem)

'Tis the season to be jolly... not when there's a never-ending supply of begging, grifting, charity adverts desperate to take the cash of the poor peeps...

'but it's only £5/£10/£20... surely you'll help us and be a good person?'

NO... F**K IT AND F**K THEM!

*Scrooge Intensifies*

Why should I help anybody, when I am an evil White person?

It's THEIR turn, from now on!

No apologies to Knob Geldof for ruining this one!