PHANTASMAGORIA--this ones for Zorux
THE STORY SO FAR:
I play as a novelist married to a boring photographer who bought this obviously haunted mansion for me (that I would totally love to have in real life). These people are clearly not normal because all they have are noodles and tuna in their cupboard, but not abnormal in a fun way because he has a greasy pony tail. Anyway, I explored the house, my husband's pipe was clogged, but he said he could unclog it himself (not what he said in the intro, but whatever). After swearing at everything in the house, I found that there are three rooms in this house that are locked (BOO!) so I went to get the keys from captain pisshead in town (the guy who sold us the house). Unfortunately, the key from captain pisshead only unlocks one of the three doors. The door it unlocks leads to the study of a macabre magician clearly obsessed with the occult. I accidentally pushed a brick through the fireplace (that's right) and in the opening, I found a room. So, like the detective I am, I use my new cat-knife to remove the mortar and get my ass in that room. It's like a little sanctuary, but probably for satan. There's a box that needs to be unclogged and it wants ME to help unclog it. I do, because we're here to get dead, and I release Slimer the ghost. Of course, I don't tell my husband, because I unclogged a ghost's pipe but not his--why would I admit to that?
This game was gifted to me by the wonderful ETNWHVAC. Find him here:
https://rumble.com/c/ETNWHVAC
He does HVAC stuff, airplane simulator streams (like the legit ones) and 7 days to die (it would take me a lot less than 7 days to die, but who am i to judge?)
Note: i get this one confused with phasmaphobia a lot, so be prepared for this to be called Phasma-razzma-tazz to cover up my and memory.
SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS!!! pbeavr, whenlogicdies, sacredsage, etnwhvac, and kenizifam
Hope you guys are having the bestest day ever, moon-blessing upon you all *werewolves howl in the distance*
If you're still reading this, then know that thanksgiving is a hoax created to trap woman in their backwoods hometowns with men wearing flannel who sweep them off their feet and convince them to leave their successful career in the city so they can get married and so that she can go missing 6 months later--another victim, another name to add to the stack. Stay vigilant ladies. And, remember fellas: you're not exempt from danger either.
-
2:42:05
Beware the Moon Podcast
11 days ago $0.34 earnedSTARDEW VALLEY FEAT. MISSESMAAM!!!
1311 -
53:31
Standpoint with Gabe Groisman
9 hours agoEp 50. God is Real! with Academy Award-winning actor John Voight
70.4K48 -
35:04
Power Slap
7 days agoPower Slap: Road to the Title - Season 3 Episode 9 - Bring Out That Monster
753K101 -
15:52
Scammer Payback
1 month agoScammers Located in this Apartment
114K61 -
10:41
Breaking Points
3 days agoARSON, 'FREAK OFFS', LUBE: Diddy Indictment SHOCKING DETAILS
81.6K35 -
45:44
hickok45
12 hours agoSunday Shoot-a-Round # 247
52.2K50 -
3:34
Cooking with Gruel
1 day agoBrown Butter Deviled Eggs
45.8K11 -
11:06
Bearing
8 hours agoThe Office 2024 Australian Reboot Looks GARBAGE
52.5K17 -
28:21
Lloyd And Mandy
12 hours agoThe INCREDIBLE Hack Every Online Business Owner MUST KNOW In 2024..
59.7K3 -
0:51
scoutthedoggie
1 day agoWhat's in your Northeast UZI Rob?
42.6K2