there will always be way more funny than there is good

why am i so angry
i still never wear my seatbelt right
i wish this wasn't a story that i am telling yawl about
yawl know how i feel about peeing outside
i saw the head of his penis, gross!
he already had a crush on me cos old people tend to like me
can yawl hear it, kinda sorta
i don't doubt that he thought about me later on in relation to this
this dude working at oreillys next door yelled at me
man the leaves are so gorgeous
hey, we accomplished a goal n no longer have to urinate
the irony that is my life
i'm proud of dave tho, glad that there are more of us out here
total waste of septic system, H20, toilet paper, time, effort, social responsibility
taking pride in rule following ewww
why is peeing outside rebellious
the braids. the missing tooth. the whimsical personality.
we used to smoke weed back there haha
my co-worker is now all excited cos i saw his dick
propaganda (dinosaur) is just taking a nap
my mood rings would turn black, having given up on me
being a comedian is pretty cool
comedy provides way more options
major life lesson in looking for the good in every situation