Great David-O (GN Big Fight 2.5)

Great David-o
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Great David-o~

Come one, come all, and witness magic!
I Introduce to you, a local boot!
Of the ancient craft, of Landlordmancy
A caster of wallet-bending, illusions
From the nether void of the local bootwalkers
Excel from Clemson, The Great David-O
(Hm, hm, hm, hm, ha, ha, ha, ha)

Yo, Dave, you're causing a scene,
In Game Night, acting mean.
Big ego, but what's the cost?
Through rap battles, you're getting tossed.

You talk big, but can't walk the walk,
In the game of life, you're just talk.
Your ego's inflated, but we see through,
Your actions are just a hullabaloo.

Rap battles crushing your ego, piece by piece,
Your antics in Game Night, they gotta cease.
So listen up, Dave, hear our plea,
In Game Night, we just wanna be free.

Great David-o
~

Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
'Bout a world gone mad, where magic just fell.
It was Halloween night, when everything changed,
No more ordinary, everything rearranged.

Abracadabra, boom-shacka-dae
I'm walter t jones and y'all are fucking gay
comin' through with a truck full of dicks
Trunk full of dildos, car full of cult tricks

Angel of the morning zooming in through the front
Wicket gamenighters calling themselves big cunts
Polish, south korean, neighbors never heard of
turns out we all got mad game night love

Roll into town and out with the fat straight drop
This our first card down, and Dudley still got crop
After he harvest Imma pickup and hit the road
cuz the GN economy about to burst and implode
Join the VC and I'll tell you about mad chicken
when I tell you what he means you'll be mad sicken
listen up 2snipes grow when the chicken show
It's hokus pokus, jokers, great, david-o

~Game Night Big Fight
Will Come to Its head Tonight~
Magic took over after the game night big fight
Flying carpets on the road crazy flight all night
~Game Night Big Fight
Will Come to Its head after Tonight~
Eight-legged camels, taxiing peeps down the freeway,
tonight we pray to the 17 moons of Coonga Del Ray

Witches on broomsticks black cats in the air,
Casting spells left and right, putting weaves in your nut hair
Pumpkins came alive to slop raps in the street,
Zombies, vampires, and even chickens grooving to the beat.
Cauldrons bubbling, with potions powerful and grand
They even got one that'll modulate the adrenal gland
Witches grab their wand to cast a spell, or three
They hit dudley and turned him into a motherfucking tree
Tonight's the night the world goes absolutely mad
I say embrace the change this looks fucking rad
Then david zig tried going in with the diss track
but it turned out the only diss was the fucking pack
the fact that he packed his pants with fecal matter
The same kid that fantasize about mad gun splatter

~Game Night Big Fight
Will Come to Its head Tonight~
Magic took over after the game night big fight
Flying carpets on the road crazy flight all night
~Game Night Big Fight
Will Come to Its head after Tonight~
Eight-legged camels, taxiing peeps down the freeway,
tonight we pray to the 17 moons of Coonga Del Ray

Now let me tell you 'bout the game night crew
The magic's here cuz of the bullshit they do
Frater C, weilds the legendary purple robe so fly
Enjoys popping gabapenting and nitrous to get high
It's true, Frater the robed skeleton with some blunts
He likes to get high and conjure up some crazy stunts
Walter is a cult leader with a mission and a plan
He wants to make everyone worship Ardar, the Truth Man
They got a bunch of followers who play video games all day
Busting pedophiles and occultists along the way
They’re the ones who started the game night big fight
causing magic to unleash on this Halloween night
Frater also got some skills in rapping and rhyming
he can spit some bars that are fire and blinding
GN don’t care about the chaos or the trouble they cause
They just wanna have fun and break all the laws

~Game Night Big Fight
Will Come to Its head Tonight~
Magic took over after the game night big fight
Flying carpets on the road crazy flight all night
~Game Night Big Fight
Will Come to Its head after Tonight~
Eight-legged camels, taxiing peeps down the freeway,
tonight we pray to the 17 moons of Coonga Del Ray

Daniel and Frater went down with the clown
First time we ever went to titsrp town
I remember, we couldn't pay the toll, they got mad
Cuz we couldn't supply nudes from a kiddo mad scad
Doc, Mads, and Plutori fucking tried to say
Game Night don't matter fucking anyway
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets screaming down the freeway
Walked in a Mads' tent with a food stamp
And walked out with an underage trap, yeah
I met Hot Loli, they gave me three wishes
That night, I freed three underage bitches
I refuse to fuck with it, forget it
I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it
When cult leader demands on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great david-o

~Game Night Big Fight chorus~