Not a Parent: Judgment Day (Classless)

Arlington Democrats Reject New Hashtag: Arlington Cares, Taking Give a Damn to a Whole New Level in this Atheist Community

[FOB FREEDOM, November 18, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

If there is a mass gun incident, Arlington Democrats and parents are galvanized to oppose guns. If schools are being bombarded with artillery in the Ukraine, Arlington Democrats and parents have flags waving and will tell you about how they are standing with the Ukraine. Find some child who may be affected by global climate change, and Arlington Democrats and parents demand action, but for two years of closed public schools, there was a contentious school board meeting with a few parents voicing some objections, but even they moved on to other apparently far more important things than the free public schools where they sent their kids, who most likely, in Virginia’s second best public schools, ever matriculate at a college—and forget Harvard. And so, it comes down to some loser to actually bring the first case in the nation regarding the closure of public schools.

“Well, Howard, you know how we all get busy. We even have some parents who want an audio alarm to remind them if they left their kid in the parked car. At least the kid dies happy with his or her personal pronouns respected. I hear that’s the first question Peter asks in Heaven. I am not quite sure whether Hell is yet quite that progressive,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Central to an affidavit filed today with the Commonwealth Attorney for the County of Arlington is that even in the home of the most government scientists not even one parent or teacher had bothered to read a 40-page report from the WHO regarding the threat they had clearly stated had not been altered by the pandemic declaration, and which had assessed COVID-19 as less of a threat to children than the flu. Far more importantly, 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists, examining 19 times more cases than had yet been reported in the entire United States by March 15, 2020, when Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, M.D., had decided to ignore the guidance of the WHO to adopt a proportional approach, based upon local conditions, to minimize socioeconomic harms, but the former army surgeon had even had a State Health Commissioner who had declared a communicable disease of public health threat a whole month before any report of the virus in any affected area in the entire state.

“I was thinking about contacting the Governor to see if we can’t just be proactive and issue a declaration of communicable disease for the viruses we know may one day become a pandemic, and if we run out of viruses, we can just make something up. Folks apparently had a grand old time in pandemic, wearing ‘masks’ at least scientists—obviously none of our government scientists here in Arlington—know would be unlikely to be effective respiratory protection. Let’s send that ‘educator approved’ ‘fire fighter’ to the Gaza Strip with one-ply cotton body armor. It’s wholly conceivable it might work,” laughed Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html